Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Koi Deewana Kehta Hai Koi Pagal Samajhta Hai
Magar Dharti Ki Bechani Ko Bus Badal Samajhta Hai
Mein Tujhse Door Kaisa Hoon, Tu Mujhse Door Kaisi Hai
Ye Tera Dil Samajhta Hai Ya Mera Dil Samajhta Hai………..

K Mohhabat Ek Ehsason Ki Pavan Si Kahani Hai
Kabhi Kabira Deewana Tha Kabhi Meera Deewani Hai
Yahan Sab Log Kehte Hain Meri Aakhon Mein Aansu Hai
Jo Tu Samjhe To Moti Hai Jo Na Samjhe To Pani Hai…………

Samander Peer Ka Aander Hai Lekin Ro Nahi Sakta
Ye Aansu Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahi Sakta
Meri Chahata Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya Wo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta………….

Bharar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama
Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama
Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka
Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama………….
mohabbt ke chand lamhe saath bitaane,
ko tayaar the hum,
pyaar ki kasti paar pahunchane,
ko tayaar the hum,
saare riste naate tod tumse milne,
ko tayaar the hum,
samjh na paaye tum humari ankho ki baaten,
issiliye khamosh yaar the hum.

wo chhup bethe the kar,
jab hume unki chah thi,
hume bhi usi waqt aani thi maut,
jis waqt unhe humari talash thi,
bewafai unhone ki saja hume mili,
pyaar humne kiya,gunah unse hue,
chot usse lagi to dard mujhe hua,
ghav to uske bhar gye,
par nissaa mere baaki reh gye.

yaad teri hume itni aayi,
ke teri yaado ke saaye me jine laga,dard~e~dil bekraar hua,
humko bhi unsse pyaar huaa,
itna khub surat unka chehra tha ki,
qatll mera sar~e~aaaaaam huaaaa.



dost to dost meri halat ko dekh,
khud khuda bhi rone lagaaaa,
plze come back in my life
Bat aisi ho ke jazbat kam na ho,

Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gam na ho,

Dil ke kone mai itni jagah rakhna,

Ke khali khali se lage jab hum na ho.
Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.

I made a list of my dearest person,
And I wrote them down in pencil,
I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink,
Bcoz i decided to keep U in my list forever.

God gives us two gifts…
One is chance and the other is choice,
Chance 2 have friends
And choice to select the best ones like U.

Don’t walk infront of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi

Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,
Palko par aasoo chod jate hain,
Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana,
Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

In andhero ke liye kuch aftab mage hai,
Dua mein hamne dost kuch khas mage hai,
Jab bhi maga kuch rab se,
To aap ke liye khusiyo ka pal mage hai.

Chirago se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,
Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mange more,
Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi,
Zindagi ki saath bhi,
Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge yeh dost,
Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !


Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain

Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain

Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain

Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….
Dosti ka pehala salaam aapke naam,,,,,,,,,,
Hamaari zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,,,,,,,,,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam………..
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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hamari Dosti bhi krishn Aur sudama se kam nahi…
`
Hasee chupaana kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
her musafir jindgi ka sahara nahi hota,
milte hai log is tanha jingi me per,
har koi dost tumsa payara nahi hota..
`
Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai…
Nazar ki zindigi sunsaan ho gayi hai….
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi….
sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
Kyunki aap khate bahut ho…!!

Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
“Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai”

Santa to doctor : Dr: when i sleep monkeys play football in my dream..
Dr:no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Santa: kal se loonga aaj raat ko final hai.

Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.
Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.

Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai”
If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If v sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob she says ” u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If v scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds us she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan main majboor thi….
ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke bhi chup chap rehte
Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi
Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,,,,,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain…
`
Na mujhe yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Na baante yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas Dil ki dili tammana hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas hamara naam zroor yaad rakhna….
`
Dua karte hain hum sir jhukae dargaah pe,,,,
Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Teri rahon me ho kaanten agr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
To un kaanto ko hataane ke liye khuda hame bulaaye…
`
Aapki yaari Aapki wafa hi kafi hai,
Tamam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai,
Jahan milo dekh ke muskura dena,
Jene ke waste ye aasra hi kafi hai….
`
Shama se ujaale dhor ho jaate,
To chand ki chahat kise hoti?
Kat sakati akele ye zindagi,,,,,,
To dosti ki saughaat kyon hoti ?
Dosti ka pehala salaam aapke naam,,,,,,,,,,
Hamaari zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,,,,,,,,,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam………..
`
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hamari Dosti bhi krishn Aur sudama se kam nahi…
`
Hasee chupaana kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
her musafir jindgi ka sahara nahi hota,
milte hai log is tanha jingi me per,
har koi dost tumsa payara nahi hota..
`
Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai…
Nazar ki zindigi sunsaan ho gayi hai….
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi….
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai…
Zareee Zarree Mein Usi Ka Noor Hai
Jhak Khud Mein Woh Na Tujhse Door Hai
Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Ishq Hai Usse
To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Is Ibadat Ka Yehi Dastoor Hai

Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi
Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi

Yaar Mera H Ar Taraf Bharpur Hai ..

Barson baad aapse baat hui,
Dil phir ek baar kamzor ho gaya,
Acha bhala akele jee raha the hum,
Aaj phir akele pan ka ehsaas dila diya…

2) Tum ruth jao, hum mana lenge
Tum chale jao, hum bula lenge
Tum inkaar karo, hum phir bhi ikraar karenge
Tum keh do ek baar, jaan bhi de denge…

3) Tumse pyaar kyon hai itna,ki
Koi aur nazar hi nahi aata
Chodkar nahi jaana hamein
Yeh dil to waise hi kacha hai…
Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi…


Zareee Zarree Mein Usi Ka Noor Hai
Jhak Khud Mein Woh Na Tujhse Door Hai
Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Ishq Hai Usse
To Sab Se Ishq Kar
Is Ibadat Ka Yehi Dastoor Hai

Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi
Is Mein Us Mein Aur Us Mein Hai Wohi

Yaar Mera H Ar Taraf Bharpur Hai ..
Ae mere hamnasheen chal aur kahin
Is chaman ab apna gujara nahin
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum
ab to kanto pe bhi haq hamara nahin..
`
Jo Lada Tha Sipaahiyon Ki Tarah
Aisa Bharat Mein Koi Baadshah Na Hua
Rooh To Ho gayi Thi Tann Se Judaa
Haath Talwaar Se Judaa Na Hua..
`
Kuchh haath se uske fisal gaya
wah palak jhapak kar nikal gaya
Fir laash bichh gayi lakhon ki
sab palak jhapak kar badal gaya
Jab rishte raakh mein badal gaye
insaanon ka dil dahal gaya
Main poochh poochh kar haar gaya
kyon mera bhaarat badal gaya..
Ishq tujhse karta hoon
main zindagi se zyada
Main darta nahi maut se
teri judaii se zyada
Chahe to aazmale mujhe
kisi aur se zyada
Meri zindagi me kuch nahi
teri mohabbat se zyada…
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Band Rakhte Hai Jubaan Lub Khola Nhi Karte
Chand Ke Samne Sitare Bola Nhi Karte
Yaad Karte Hai Tumko Har Pal Lekin
Ye Raaz Hotho Se Kabhi Khola Nahi Karte…
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Dil ki baat jubaan pe aane ki hai baari
Pyar ki manzil dhoondti hai apni ye sawari
Dil ko dil se milane ki hai taiiyari
Aur in lamho ki khushboo mein doobi hai duniya saari…
`
Ye Aur Baat Hai Hum Tumko Yaad Aa Na Sake
Sharab Pi Ke Bhi Hum Tumko Bhula Na Sake
Ye Fasalo Ki Hai Basti Isi Liye Yaaron
Wo Paas Aa Na Sake Hum Bhi Paas Ja Na Sake
Suku Diya Hai Zamane Ko Mere Nagmo Ne
Azeeb Baat Hai Khud Ko Hi Hum Hassa Na Sake…
Jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai zindagi
teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai bas saans chal
rahi hai is murde mein ab rooh to tere saath hi
rukhsat ho gayi hai

Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun
to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega

Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar
men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badakar to
dekho, Pata chalega ki dosti men kitani sacchai hoti
hai
Kaash wo tera aakhiri khat aakhiri na hota bhooli nahi
hai tu mujhe ye ehsaas to rehta main tanha to hota
magar itna bhi na hota har khat tera wajood banke mere
paas to rehta
Na khwabon me dekha, na
nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko
dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har
pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse
mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti
mein itna dum, Teri aankh ka aansoon aapni aankh se
gira sakta hoon.
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska
Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab
Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur
Rehna, Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde. Jitna Duur
Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse, Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam, To Khatam Kar Ye
Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde

Na khwabon me dekha, na
nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko
dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har
pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska
Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab
Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur
Rehna, Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde. Jitna Duur
Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse, Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam, To Khatam Kar Ye
Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde
Dil toh hoga par na hogi usme jaan
Saanse toh hogi par na hoga armaan
Hum rahenge yahi par na hoga aashiyaan
Jabse humne likh di hai rusvayi ki daastaan


KISIKE YAAD ME DIL TADAPTA Q H,AKHIR YE DIL KISISE
PYAR KARTA Q H,AGAR MILE KHUDA TO PUCHU USSETU
AKHIR SINE ME DIL RAKHTA KYO HE


Dil ko seene mein dabaye rakha per dhadakta sirf
tere liye ye dil, Tera toh naam hai mere iss dil,
awaas teri bhi yahan hai iss dil, Aaaja mere tuh iss
dil, ki mil jayen phir yeh do dil, Tujhko phir na
karne dun mein shikwa ki humdono hain ek dil !!
Mere khuda bas tu itna reham kar de Dil ye mera tu
pathar kar de seh na payenge hum yaar ki judaai
Uske rukhsat se pehle mujko dafan kar de


Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai jab koi apna mil
kar nazron se door hota hai kyun roti hai kambakht yeh
ankhe kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai

Zindagi kya koi nisaar kare kisse duniya me koi pyaar
kare apna saaya bhi apna dushman hai kaun ab
kiska aitbaar kare
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai har baat ko batane
ka ek andaz hota hai jab tak thokar na lage bewafai
ki har kisi ko apne pyaar par naaz hota hai



Ayegi wo suhani raat meri arthi ke sath jayegi
Teri har baat Jab uthe arthi meri To nazre jhuka
lena Jab main na rahu is duniya me to Kisi aur
se dil laga lena

Mere khuda bas tu itna reham kar de Dil ye mera tu
pathar kar de seh na payenge hum yaar ki judaai
Uske rukhsat se pehle mujko dafan kar de
Kaash tujhe na payaa hota to aaj khone ki naubat na
aati Kaash teri khushiyo me na shaamil hota to
aaj gam se ye suhbat na aati Kaash tujhe dekh ke na
jiyaa hota to aaj maut ki raghbat na aati Kaash
tujhe na dekha hota to aaj marne ki naubat na aati
Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte, Gam ke aansoo
na bahate to or kya karte. Usne maangi thi humse
roshni ki dua, Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte


D- DASTAK BHI NA DE. O- OR APNA BANA LE. S- SARI
JINDEGI JO SATH DE. T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE. I-
ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI



Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke
Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai, Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri
Maut Ki Wajah, Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro
Rahi Hai